Chuck Norris wrote a complete Perl 6 implementation in a day, but then
destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no-one will know his secrets.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris refactors 10 million lines of Perl code before lunch.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is his own boss. If you hire him, he'll tell your boss what to
do.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris read the entire English Wikipedia in 24 hours. Twice.

( Actually, he wrote it in 24 hours. Twice. The first time longhand in blood.
The second time he typed it in from memory (by *Drew Roberts*). )

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris does not code; when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever
he wants. (By: *Kattana*.)

    -- Kattana
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris commits with a roundhouse kick into the SVN server's head.

    -- Daxim
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes. (Su-Shee)

He corrects God. (Shlomi Fish)

    -- Su-Shee and Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is the ghost author of the entire Debian GNU/Linux distribution.
And he wrote it in 24 hours, while taking snack breaks.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris doesn't commit changes, the changes commit for him.

    -- Araujo
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Bugs are too afraid to reproduce on Chuck Norris' computer. As a result, when
he uses Microsoft Windows, it behaves just like a Linux system.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is a real programmer. He writes programs by implementing the most
optimised machines for them using real atoms.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Deletionists delete Wikipedia articles that they consider lame.

Chuck Norris deletes Deletionists whom he considers lame.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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There are no deletionists. Only Wikipedia articles Chuck Norris allows to
live. (By: *joeyadams*)

    -- joeyadams
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Wikipedia deletionists don't delete lame Wikipedia articles. Chuck Norris
deletes lame Wikipedia articles.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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No one knows all of Perl - not even Larry Wall. Except Chuck Norris, who knows
all of Perl 5, Perl 6 and can answer questions about the design of Perl 7.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris reads all messages posted to LKML (= the Linux Kernel Mailing
List), understands them all, and he kills all gnomes he sees in sight.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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When Chuck Norris uses Gentoo, "emerge kde" finishes in under a minute. A
computer cannot afford to keep Chuck waiting for too long.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is the greatest man in history. He killed all the great men who
could ever pose a competition.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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"My only boss is God. And Chuck Norris who is his boss."

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris can make the statement "This statement is false." a true one.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris can end world hunger, but he thinks that hungry people make
humanity a more challenging adversary. If everyone had enough to eat, it would
be too easy for him.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris can read Perl code that was RSA encrypted.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris once wrote a 10 million lines C++ program in Microsoft Notepad
without having to use the backspace key. And it compiled without errors or
warnings, and was 100% bug-free.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad will go to the
mountain. If the mountain will not come to Chuck Norris, then the mountain
will suffer Norris’s wrath for not complying with his whims.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris has 0 messages in his E-mail inbox. Including already read ones.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris was never a newbie! He will kill anyone who implies otherwise. In
a very not newbie-like manner.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Only perl and Chuck Norris can parse Perl.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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All Chuck Norris has to do is *look* at Perl code and it interprets itself out
of fear and respect.

    -- DrForr
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris taught God how to create the universe.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the Knights who until Recently Said “Ni”, are
no longer saying “Ni”.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris is not afraid of superstitions. Superstitions are afraid of Chuck
Norris.

    -- Dov and Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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Chuck Norris *does* expect the Spanish Inquisition.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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The Spanish Inquisition does not expect Chuck Norris.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Chuck Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/ )
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XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Mothers used to tell their children stories about XSLT to scare them.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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XSLT is the number one cause of programmers' suicides since Visual Basic 1.0.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and Sugar-Less Tea (XSLT).

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Confucius says: "XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless.".

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Even APL won't make friends with XSLT.

    -- Zuu
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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God considered using XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt, but then thought it
was too evil.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Satan condemned Hitler for a million years of writing XSLT.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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The KGB used to torture their victims by having them look at scrolling XSLT
code.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die!
And be thankful I don't force you to write XSLT."

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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Stray XSLT code causes more deaths than road accidents.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil redirects to XSLT.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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* Larry Wall can understand the Perl code he wrote last year.

* Larry Wall gets the colon.

* There are at least 137 Larry Walls in the U.S. but only one that matters.

* Larry Wall applies a patch manually quicker than GNU patch.

* Larry Wall dreams in Perl.

* Larry Wall can program in his sleep.

* Larry Wall is lazy, impatient and full of hubris.

* Larry Wall has more dollars in the bank than in his Perl code.

-- Larry Wall facts by Shlomi Fish

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Shlomif Fish’s "Larry Wall Facts" ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/ )
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* Larry Wall *does* know all of Perl. However, he pretends to be wrong or
misinformed, so people will think he's not as awesome as he really is.

* Larry Wall's pure-Perl code is faster than Assembly.

* Larry Wall has been changing the world. By modifying its very source code.

-- Larry Wall facts by Shlomi Fish

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Shlomif Fish’s "Larry Wall Facts" ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/ )
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We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear has nothing to fear but XSLT.

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- XSLT Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/ )
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* Larry Wall can make shit up, and the computer will understand what he means.

-- Larry Wall facts by Shlomi Fish

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- Shlomif Fish’s “Larry Wall Facts” ( http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/ )
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In Soviet Russia, superstition believes in you.

    -- Sawyer X
    -- Post to the Israeli Perl Mongers List ( http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2012-September/012757.html )
